I did it for her.

So I am living with a host family right now and this weekend it is only me and the woman, as all the other students are gone on a trip. I was asleep and I came out for dinner and what I saw on my plate scared me, a combination of all things I hate. First off I have not eaten a single potato chip in 7 1/5 and a half years and the majority of my plate was covered in Ketchup chips (a kind, that even when I did eat chips, I hated). Secondly I think that Ham and Cheese is one of the worst combinations of food possible, I hate deli meat and it is even worse when people try to cook it, I also have not had Cheese-whiz for over 12 years, as I think this is one of the most vulgar substances on this planet, followed only by vomit itself. So you will never guess what I find laying atop this mound of chips...a croissant with fried deli ham covered in melting cheese-whiz. Oh yah I almost forgot the whole thing was generously covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, which ties with cheese-whiz for the worst thing on Earth. What was I too, my host mother was horribly ill and had still taken the time to make this dinner for me, as I was the only one at the table with her, slipping the abhorrent dinner into my pocket, (like in the hot dog story), was not possible so I had to slowly, bit my bit eat the thing, trying to bite off pieces so small my taste buds would not even have a chance to taste the "food".